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Programming is like sex:
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He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch Manager.
How many movie directors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.
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